dajo42:

youresuspect:

dajo42:

oh no… a person… used their own electronic device… that they own, that is theirs… to take a picture of their own face… that they own, that is theirs… and in doing so they hurt nobody… and took nothing away from anybody… oh no… how could they… how dare they feel confident in themselves and like their appearance… when will they learn that they have to be intentionally miserable and jaded like me… the most irrationally grumpy person in the world

Oh yeah…a person…used their own mirror….that they own, that is their own mirror….to look at their own face, and in doing so, spent their time doing fucking nothing but staring at themselves and when did humans get so unaware of what produces a growing result? Staring at yourself is inherently wasteful, try and stop doing it. Pictures capture a moment. Are you constantly trying to catch every moment in your face at the time? And every time, really? As if I would have no idea the source of the photo being viewed or your relative safety to the time it was taken? Shitty narcism is its own shitty defense.

EVERYBODY has to be PRODUCTIVE at EVERY SINGLE SECOND even looking at yourself in the mirror for TEN SECONDS is WASTING TIME, if you TAKE ONE SELFIE you are spending EVERY MOMENT TAKING SELFIES, humans are so UNAWARE, apart from ME, the ONLY RATIONAL HUMAN IN THE WORLD, WHO IS DEFINITELY NOT A JADED, CYNICAL, PRETENTIOUS AND PRESUMPTUOUS PINE NUT

listen i’d tell you to chill the fuck out and take a few selfies to see how fun it is to celebrate that you feel good about yourself but it must be hard to do that when your head is so far up your own ass